NEWS FLASH
Good morning everyone, Mr Xanthic only has a little bookshop and as such has sold his only copy of the book to a vampire who struggles to sleep at day, so he would like everyone to visit one of his competitors so you may browse the book and buy at a special price of under six of your human Earth bound British Pounds before Amazon stick the price up or THEY try to stop it.
P.S Mr Xanthic would like everyone to remember he does not actually exist and would be very pleased if you forgot you read this message as he cannot be held responsible for anything that occurs if you try to look for him.
p.s, by clicking on the above link you promise to exchange your eternal soul for all time to whichever demonic entity gets to it first. You're soul maybe in danger if you do not continue to make payments or fulfil your side of the contract. You may terminate the selling of your soul at any point as long as the four horsemen and the Ice giants agree and you make your petition in person accompanied by the last seven generations of your paternal ancestry and have a signed note from King Henry (any King Henry's will do except II as he was one of those funny ones which went to the other place so we can't verify his signature)
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